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HEARTBURN-OMO Posted - Oct 13 2009 : 08:18:01
A guy goes into a bar and there is
a robot bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says,
"168."

The robot then proceeds to talk
about physics, space
exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious,so he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great
martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's
your IQ?" The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?" The
guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh,about 50."

The ROBOT leans in real close and
says,

"So... you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

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Bifocal-OMO Posted - Oct 14 2009 : 14:38:03
Don't make nose made Heart :o)
SkidiMark-OMO Posted - Oct 14 2009 : 08:57:58
LOL
Fossil-OMO Posted - Oct 13 2009 : 16:36:32
Damn robots taking meh jerb!

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