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2Fat Posted - Nov 26 2009 : 07:47:04


The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge
crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one
little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with
joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your
followers,
but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and
rejoice!"


Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your
hand?
Show me"

So the Pope backhanded the bitch.
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Kayjay Posted - Nov 26 2009 : 11:53:34
I'm with Bedpan.

Political jokes belong in the political section.
BackPainOMO Posted - Nov 26 2009 : 11:14:18
Nancy Pelosi walks into a bar and the bartender turns to the first waiter and says, "You're fired." Then the bartender turns to the second waiter and says, "you just got a raise, but I'm cancelling your health care benefits. Don't worry, though, here is an application -- bartender hands over a two inch stack of forms with fingerprinting and blood sampling kit included -- for public health care."

Nancy smiles and sips at her martini while all the patrons in the bar bow before Her glory.

The end.

_____

Sorry, BP, but horse jokes are not as good as they used to be.
Bedpan-OMO Posted - Nov 26 2009 : 09:54:53
Whatever happened to funny jokes, you know, the ones like " a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" Must they always slam someone? I'm feeling THANKFUL today, not nasty.
BackPainOMO Posted - Nov 26 2009 : 09:01:39
Now throw her into the crowd.

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