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HEARTBURN-OMO Posted - Dec 21 2009 : 08:04:47
A rather ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer.

"What are you so happy about?", asks the Bartender.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks. On my way home from the bar, last night, I
noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything: me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic, you lucky bastard!", exclaimed the Bartender. "Was she pretty?"

"Don't know. Never found the head..."
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Kayjay Posted - Dec 21 2009 : 19:39:26
lmfao
Fossil-OMO Posted - Dec 21 2009 : 17:48:47
I posted joke similar to that albeit a bit more vulgar back in 2004 here's the cut and paste.



Posted - May 03 2004 : 22:13:36 Show Profile Email Poster Edit Topic Reply with Quote Delete Topic
If your offended by dirty jokes don't read this.










Two homeless guys are walking along the railroad tracks in the country one day when the the track goes two differnt directions. One homeless guys says to the other, "Lets each take a seperate track and meet up here tomorow and compare stories."

The next day the two homeless guys meet back where the track divided, and share their stories. The first guys says "I hit the jackpot, I found a case of beer and and bag of chips and spent the night drinking and eating."

The second guy says "That's nothing, I found a lady and we made sweet love all night long!"

The first guy say's "Did she give you any head?"

The second guy says "Nope, I couldn't find it!"


Ok, that's one of the worst I know.
Bedpan-OMO Posted - Dec 21 2009 : 09:33:50
HB that's a sick one and Specimen I'm ashamed you laughed! ;^)
Specimen-OMO Posted - Dec 21 2009 : 09:17:04
ROFLMAO!

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