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HEARTBURN-OMO Posted - Jan 25 2010 : 10:01:17
Stuttering
Cat - as
explained by a grade 4 student

A teacher is

explaining biology to

her 4th grade students.

“Human beings are

the only animals that stutter,” she
says.

A little girl
raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered.”

The teacher,
knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the
incident..

'Well', she began,

'I was in the back yard with my kitty and
the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start


and

before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the
teacher.

'It sure
was,' said the little girl.

'My kitty

raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!,
FfffffF,"




but before she could say 'Fuck!,

the Rottweiler ate her!
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Specimen-OMO Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 07:11:36
LOL!

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