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Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 15:57:14 I saw this on the WoW boards (and thought it was pretty clever) ...
(sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)
WoW Rhapsody
Is this the real life, Is this just RPG, Caught in a stunlock, No escape from fatality. Open your eyes, Look up to the 60's and see- I'm just a warlock, I need no sympathy, Because I'm easy come, easy kill, Little ganked, little dueled, Any way the wind blows.
Momma, just killed a gnome, Put my wand against his head, Used my magic, now he's dead, Momma, I had just rolled But now I’ve gone and made the gnomes hate me- Momma (oooh), didn't mean to make you cry, Those gnome's just aggro'd us up the wall- Carry on, carry on, As if PvP doesn’t really matter.
Too late, my time has come, Frost nova sends shivers down my spine, I'm taking damage over time, Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to hearth, Gonna leave you all behind to face those mobs. Momma (oooh) I don't wanna die, Sometimes wish I’d never been horde at all!
*guitar!*
I see a little silhouette of a noob, It's a rogue! It's a rogue! Can you do the gank tango, Shadow bolts and lightning, very very frightening! Nerf the shamans, nerf the shamans Nerf the shamans, nerf the shamans Nerf the shamans, nerf the shamans for the win! (and rogues too!)
I'm just a warlock, nobody loves me He's just a warlock, with crappy talent trees Spare him an invite to your party! Easy come, easy kill, will you let me roll Epic loot! No, we will not let you roll- let him roll! Epic loot! No, we will not let you roll- let him roll! Epic loot! No, we will not let you roll-let me roll! Will not let you roll- let me roll! Will not let you roll- let me roll! No, no, no, no, no, no, no- Momma mia, momma mia let me roll! Oh Archimonde's crazy demons aggro'd me, aggro'd me, aggro'd me!
*head banging*
So you think you can gank me and /spit on my eye, So you think you can vanish and leave me to die! Oh baby can't do this to me baby, Just gotta hearth out, just gotta hearth right out of here-
Nothing really matters, Not in PvP, Nothing really matters, Nothing really matters, to me-
Any way the wind blows...
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Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 22:29:39 Well was great, but im a warlock and gnome so I'm highly offended! heh
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Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 16:01:24 ... and
(sung to the tune of Fat Bottomed Girls)
Fat Bottomed Orcs
Are you gonna take me home tonight? Oh, down beside that red firelight Oh, are you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed orcs, you make ol' Azeroth go 'round.
I was just a skinny newb Never saw no Zul'Gurub But I knew life before I left that newb valley Left alone with big fat Thrall He was wild, we had a ball Heap big Warchief, you made a bad girl outta me.
I've been mobbing with the Horde Punting gnomes and knocking gourds And I've seen every smarmy night elf on the way, hey But their dancing and their ears Got kinda boring all these years Take me to that dirty Warchief everytime
Oh, won't you take me home tonight Oh, down beside that dragonflight Oh, and you give it all you got Fat bottomed orcs, you make ol' Azeroth go 'round.
Now your humans and your dwarves And your slack-jawed little gnomes Ain't no beauty queens in Stormwind or the Forge, But I still got my treasure Still got my greatest pleasure Heap big Warchief, you done made a big girl of me.
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