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Aged Posted - Feb 06 2003 : 10:34:11
... and I certainly wouldn't want to sway anybody's opinion, but I read somewhere that driving Chevy's causes impotence.
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Arcane Posted - Feb 06 2003 : 15:34:50
ROFLMAO (really... I'm laughin so hard I have tears in my eyes)!!!
PacemakerOMO Posted - Feb 06 2003 : 13:56:46
GEEsss,, some one stuck a note on my back didnt they? where the heck is my darn pool stick the whole bunch of youses has had it now
Festus-OMO Posted - Feb 06 2003 : 10:59:39
I was talking to Pacey just the other day on Bcom.

He was stoked....absolutely pumped.

Said he had been to his doctors offic ethe other day and felt great, that his Doc had paid him a big compliment. Felt so good, he siad, that he walked out of the examination room he puffed out his chest, and strutted around the waiting room in front of the other patients, back straight, chin up, etc, and let them have a good look at him before he left.

I asked why in the heck he would sturt around like a Peacock in his Doctors waitng room and Pacey's answer was,

"Heck Festus, When you own Doctor tells you that you is IMPOTENT, you should walk around like you is IMPOTENT so people respect ya!".
PacemakerOMO Posted - Feb 06 2003 : 10:43:13
impotent aged impotent, i sat in a ford to act as a birthcontrol method, it similar to exposing ones self to nuclear waste i think
Aged Posted - Feb 06 2003 : 10:39:00
Back seat, huh? Even you couldn't stand driving one of those things.

And with 5 kids maybe impotence isn't much of an issue anymore.
PacemakerOMO Posted - Feb 06 2003 : 10:38:14
wOOt wOOt yehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
PacemakerOMO Posted - Feb 06 2003 : 10:36:53
okay lets examine that in all fairness okay? I have 5 kids and ya have how many?, plus the back seat of a chevy got me started on that journey :)

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