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SkidiMark-OMO Posted - Aug 16 2007 : 17:57:03
Look I found that googling my nic-name You people really stuck it to me!!!
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And now the meaning of Skidmark: An elongated stain in the rear of one's underwear caused by one of the following: 1)rubbing of the underwear on an insufficiently wiped anus after excrementing 2)expelling juicy farts (butt cheese) into the underwear over an extended period.

"I think my underwear has a skid mark from farting all day"

n. Poo poo stain in the seat of one's underpants.
I don't wipe; I've learned to live with the skid mark.

shit stains after i took a shit, i didnt wipe good so i have some shit stains in my draws

A fecal stain that is visible on one's undergarments.
Also presents in a less structural (and lesser known) form, typically developed from excessive "dry farting". In this form, the skidmark develops in a larger region, yet its definition is not as clear. Essentially, it is representative of a consistent gaseous pounding of one's underpants over a long period of time, and while fairly rare, is unmistakable. Usually, this effect is understandable to about 1/10th of all humans.

I just ran a red light and blasted a massive skid mark all over my BVD's.
<noun>
1) Rubber that has been scorched into the road due to the heat caused by friction from someone's tyres when either they brake too hard or have accelerated too quickly from a stopping position and caused a 'burnout.'
2) Stains left on underwear due to poor anal hygiene which indeed resemble the tyre-marks scorched into the road.

1) "Whoa dude, look at that skidmark in the road! Someone must've had to brake to avoid that ominous pool of blood next to that body there."
2) MOTHER: "David, if I find another skidmark in your underpants when I come to wash them, I'm gonna come up there and wash your arse myself you little shit!"

A poo poo stain in your undies that is usually centralized, but not restricted to, the area that makes contact with the anus. Usually a sign that means you need to use toilet paper. WARNING: should you encounter skidmarked undies, dispose of them in short.

Laura Shell left a skidmark in her undies and decided to keep them as a souvenier.
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Older- OMO Posted - Aug 21 2007 : 15:23:30
I almost feel guilty about pushing that name on you....NOT!
Kayjay Posted - Aug 21 2007 : 14:32:44
Bedpan-OMO Posted - Aug 21 2007 : 12:42:07
I REALLY don't want to do my name...
Kayjay Posted - Aug 20 2007 : 22:27:58
lmfao @ the avatar!!!!
CackNBallz Posted - Aug 20 2007 : 19:08:59
HAHA! I just googled my name and it has a few posts of me in other forums. I also found out that there are a lot of imposters out there. Especially some guy that made an XBox Live gamertag.

There is also mention of me and some of my stats in my Enemy Territory days. Pretty cool.
SkidiMark-OMO Posted - Aug 18 2007 : 11:04:15
Hey Ive been playing since 1997, but new to all of the nuances of the inter net.. I can't even mod my myspace yet
Bypass-OMO Posted - Aug 17 2007 : 21:06:10
AHHHHHH!!!! its scary to me and FaceLift-OMO and did I say ahhhhhhhh!!!!!
Bifocal-OMO Posted - Aug 17 2007 : 19:51:40
I already knew that. Take you that long :o)
SkidiMark-OMO Posted - Aug 17 2007 : 18:51:38
quote:
Originally posted by Kayjay

You didn't know what a Skid Mark was?


I knew, but I was surprised at how much information was available, and that was only one of the dictionaries!

I saw all of my posts in all of the forums I visit.
Nosehair-OMO Posted - Aug 17 2007 : 05:35:17
jees there's more about Nosehair-OMO then there is about my real name...I see the post about me wanting an assault rifle too. I think my "X" boss should be glad I didn't get around to it. That was one of my "tools" that I had planned for job security. I was going to sort of hang it on the wall in my cubicle.
Kayjay Posted - Aug 16 2007 : 21:43:46
You didn't know what a Skid Mark was?
Expired-OMO Posted - Aug 16 2007 : 20:21:45
So...Whats your point....ROFL

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