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| TLB-Festus |
Posted - Dec 09 2005 : 12:18:11
Its time.
Nosehair is gonna get a nose JOB.
Dementia is overdue for some ELECTRO-CONVULSIVE THERAPY.
FuddyDud is gonna end up walkin' like his boxers got yanked up til they became a THONG.
Petrified is a stiff anyhow. Without DarkGrifter he a Super Zero, not hero.
Backpain, I'm gonna be your Chiropractor with a Gun.
I know some of you are itchin' to riddle me with bullets for real...so nows your chance.
Our 5v5 team, TKP (Team Kill Punishers), needs a scrim, and I was selected to approach you cus of our mutual respect for each other to request a match.
I tired to tell them that you're all lamers, can't plan your way off the toilet, and you get winded from double pressing the "W" key in BF2, and that most of you actually get drunk drinking american beer (they see it as a good thing).
I tried to talk them out of it, even showing the guys at TLB this picture of Dementia celebrating after a hard fought victory over Mrs. Kitchners Kindergarten class (they were missing 2 of their top players).
Rules are simple;
-16 player map, 3 rounds you pick on, we pick one, and we agree on a tiebreaker.
-No vehicles of any kind
-No crying like leetle girls when I knife you.
I'm thinking of a Sunday morning, probably about 11 am PST. How about December 18th?
If you prefer a weeknight let me know (Thursdays won't work). I'm thinking a nice City map like Karkland or Mashtur City.
I don't think enough of our side have SF yet, but I think that would rock for 5v5.
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| 20 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Decrepit-OMO |
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 15:54:31
Great fun with those rules.
Thanks for the match TLB! Get ya next time.
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| gregasj |
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 15:05:09
thank you!  |
| TLB-Festus |
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 14:51:05
Well it kinda went like this;
No really, I'm just trying to say;
Actually I had a blast and I suspect that you guys would have done better iffen you hadn't been trying to track down some non-existant player on our team,...some guy by the handle of "ScumBag".
You guys should think about forming a 5 person side for the league we are in. Get about 8-9 players (so guys can bugger off some weekends) and sign up.
Thanks for the fun Guys. HB, always fun noob toobing you to take your last spawn point after you covered it in C4.
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| TLB-Saku |
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 14:44:06
Yeah it was most definitely fun :)
Thank you guys for helping us out! You played well! You should have heard the screaming bloody murder that Festus was doing on our TS. It was sad ... but understandable. He is a dentist you know. ;)
What did you think of the "rules"? Fun or crappy?
If you guys had time ... maybe we could set something up on a somewhat regular basis! :) Gimme a shout!
Thanks again guys. |
| Nosehair-OMO |
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 14:40:09
we put up a really good fight. it was 4v4 with myself,Older,HB and Decrepit. I'd say we gave'm a good fight and we had a blast the whole time (at least I did). Good training excercise for us. We did win one map. |
| Catheter-OMO |
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 14:24:07
I guess I missed it if it was at 3PM est. I never saw the time posted. So how did it go? |
| Nosehair-OMO |
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 12:09:24
calling all OMO , calling all OMO...........please report to above server NOW. we are 3 short of our goal. LOL I just got home at 5 till 3 and saw the thread..........let's go SOLDIER !!!!!!! |
| Nosehair-OMO |
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 11:58:37
we are gettin it together HOLD TIGHT
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| TLB-Festus |
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 11:53:52
Dammit Saku......I told you NOT to give 'em the password. Now they will be able to shoot back.
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| TLB-Saku |
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 11:45:33
Whoops ... nm.
IP: 69.9.181.80:16568
pw: tkpomo
Maps loaded up will be ... Karkand, Maastur City, Sharqui. |
| TLB-Saku |
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 11:30:28
Might need your server if I can't get my BF2CC garbage server manager to work.
What would be your IP for the server? :)
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| Nosehair-OMO |
Posted - Dec 14 2005 : 14:24:14
just kinda assuming we have enough to make a show. |
| FuddyDud-OMO |
Posted - Dec 14 2005 : 06:33:45
Are you speaking for the 'extra special forces' or for everyone Nosey?
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| Nosehair-OMO |
Posted - Dec 14 2005 : 04:22:24
It's a go sizzle chest. How 'bout them Thrashers !!!! |
| TLB-Festus |
Posted - Dec 13 2005 : 22:04:44
HEY!!!
Is this a GO or what you lazy bastards. Hold it, thats not right, ...I meant you buncha OLD FARTS.
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| TLB-Saku |
Posted - Dec 11 2005 : 21:40:18
We're a funny lazy bunch :) |
| oWs_Salvaje |
Posted - Dec 11 2005 : 15:19:52
ROFL!!! It is always good fun playing with TLB's. Silverback posted on our Forums about a scrim, so I'll go to the right place next, just I saw a post from a TLB bro and knew it would be funny. |
| TLB-Saku |
Posted - Dec 11 2005 : 15:16:03
Yeah we can do next Sunday I think ... let me post it in our forums. See what the turn out will be.
Date: Dec 18th
Time: 3pm EST
Place: TLB server 69.9.181.80:16568 or OMO server
PW: TBA
Suggested Maps: Maastur City/Sharqi Pen/Strike at Karkand
Time limit: 20min rounds
Rounds: Best of 3 (third round being a tiebreaker round)
Unlocks: Enabled
Rules: As stated above. (no commander/no vechiles/no mounted MGs)
I'll post the 5v5 server config once I get the total of TLB members able to play.
Thanks guys! This should be a whole lotta phun! |
| TLB-Festus |
Posted - Dec 11 2005 : 14:35:11
I will get Saku (TKPs fearless leader and dental equipment tech)to post a time and place. Next sunday seems good tho. |
| Nosehair-OMO |
Posted - Dec 11 2005 : 07:44:03
have you punks set a date yet :) |
