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HEARTBURN-OMO
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Posted - Mar 03 2010 :  19:25:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Should children witness childbirth? Good question.

Here's your answer.

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could See while he helped deliver the baby...
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed And pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed..

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.....smack his ass again!'



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medicated
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Posted - Mar 11 2010 :  17:22:17  Show Profile  Click to see medicated's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Ive helped birth everything from kittens to horses. Never dwelled on the experience. But then im a country boy.

Evil is powerless.....if the good are unafraid. (Ronald Regan)
Free speech is intended to protect the controversial and even outrageous word, and not just comforting platitudes too mundane to need protection. - General Colin Powell





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Bedpan-OMO
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Posted - Mar 12 2010 :  09:18:29  Show Profile  Send Bedpan-OMO an AOL message  Click to see Bedpan-OMO's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Funny funny!



"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, bourbon in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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