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Petrified-OMO
Taxing Patience



Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  12:22:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I know you are out there. If you see this, respond once. More than once and it will be removed (hint: edit your post to update it).

The purpose is simple: the title says it all.

EDIT: I thought I explained why I am doing this a week ago...
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Signatures?! We don't need no stinking signatures!

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FuddyDud-OMO
Sub-reme Commander



Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  12:25:25  Show Profile  Send FuddyDud-OMO a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
ehhhhhhhh! Whats up Doc?



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Buckwheat-OMO
frequent visitor

Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  13:13:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
huh?.........


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Bifocal-OMO
Moderator



Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  14:04:24  Show Profile  Visit Bifocal-OMO's Homepage  Reply with Quote
HERE


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BackPainOMO
Have Blunderbus, Will Plunder!

Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  14:27:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Uh, Present. Is this Home Room, or 8th Period?

"The (Democratic) Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power. ... We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" --George Orwell, "1984" - And if you have not figured that out by now with Obama in office, there is no hope.

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PacemakerOMO
The Florida Racer!

Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  14:42:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There are teachers and then there are teachers ...
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According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a
unique problem :

A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in
the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their
lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of
little lip prints !

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the
janitor. She explained that all these lip prints were causing
a major problem for the janitor who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the
man to clean one of the mirrors.

He took out a long-handled squeegee type mop, dipped it right into
the toilet, and then cleaned the mirror.


Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirrors.



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EDIT (by Petrified) combined Pace's two posts.
quote:
HOLY SCHITT GINK !!! thats a totally amazing idea ,
oh how original dude!!, dont ya think the first
thing we need is a rule making it mandatory to
have strict guidelines that cant be crossed








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HEARTBURN-OMO
Spammer wannabe



Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  16:14:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm here, I guess.
Then of course there's me bro-
Ranger-OMO





http://www.entertonement.com/clips/sgxwpvxvjk--I-wipe-my-own-ass

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SmellyFart
Administrator



Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  17:47:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Absent, without an excuse..

Smelly



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Arcane
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Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  18:12:47  Show Profile  Visit Arcane's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Out of my mind but then again it is my own fault.

Hey Pace that is damn funny... You gota love Oregon!


Novus Ordo Seclorum

Knowledge is power... has been since time eternal. Arcane knowledge is thereby ultimate power and can
therefore lead to ultimate corruption. Wisdom (and the experience that comes with age) is a serum for corruption.
Perhaps that is why there are so many Old Men with Arcane knowledge and so few young ones...

Arcane OMO - Circa 2001

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Senility
regular visitor

Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  18:17:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
* wanders off *



Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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TitanumHipOMO
Mech Pig Driver



Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  19:01:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I deny that I am,or ever have been, here.


" MEMBER OF OMO SINCE 1920"

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Fossil-OMO
Moderator



Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  19:13:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't feel tardy...


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Redneck OMO
frequent visitor



Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  20:21:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Reporting in for ROLL CALL !!






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Batty
Administrator



Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  21:24:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
So.... what's the roll called?


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Retread_OMO
Got Video?



Posted - Aug 18 2004 :  22:03:52  Show Profile  Visit Retread_OMO's Homepage  Send Retread_OMO a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
SIR YES SIR





I SHOOT DEAD PEOPLE



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Ringworld
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Posted - Aug 19 2004 :  00:14:15  Show Profile  Visit Ringworld's Homepage  Click to see Ringworld's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Oh no it's that damned redneck. How the heck are ya my good friend?

BTW here :D .. even if I ain't an OMO.. still here :D




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FoggyOMO
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Posted - Aug 19 2004 :  01:20:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ummm... Ring, change your signature line to this:

{url="www.dab-online.com/pdcm"}Power up. Power down. Power all around -- except California.{/url}

just replace {}with [] and it should look like this:

Power up. Power down. Power all around -- except California.

Btw, I'm NOT here, I'm in darn Afghanistan :p



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Nosehair-OMO
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Posted - Aug 19 2004 :  03:41:08  Show Profile  Send Nosehair-OMO an AOL message  Reply with Quote
where am I ?


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OrganDonor_OMO
regular visitor



Posted - Aug 19 2004 :  06:21:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
here,there,and everywhere.


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ButtcraxOMO
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Posted - Aug 19 2004 :  06:42:45  Show Profile  Visit ButtcraxOMO's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Kaiser (with poppie seeds)


I am Lancelot of Borg, Resistance is Feudal

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FlasherOMO
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Posted - Aug 19 2004 :  09:52:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Huh? Festus did it...


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