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Aged
That's MISTER Lag Monkey to you.
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 Posted - Oct 07 2005 : 16:24:16
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(to the "tune" of Baby Got Back)
I like big tusks and I cannot lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a troll walks in with an itty bitty face
With a sharp tusk hangin out of their face
You get… sprung? Wanna pull out your tongue.
‘Cause you notice that tusk was stuffed
Just look at that cape that he’s wearin
I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin,
Oh baby I wanna group wit’cha
And do some ninja!
My guildies tried to warn me
But with that tusk you got makes me so horny!
Oooh, Tusks-wit-blue-skin
You say you wanna go take down Rend?
Well use me, use me
You ain’t no average guildie!
I’ve seen them dancin,
The hell wit scholomancin,
He’s got mojo sweat,
And he knows how to manage his threat.
I’m tired of magazines,
Sayin’ flat tusks are the thing,
Take the average hu-man and ask him that
He’s gotta run from the rap.
So, tauren! (Yeah!) Tauren! (Yeah!)
Has your guildmate got the tusks? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ‘em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake those healthy tusks!
Baby got rap!
(Ashenvale face with a Sen’jin tusk)
Baby got rap!
I like ‘em sharp, and big
And when I’m thowin’ a gig
I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal
Now here’s my scandal-
I wanna kill a gnome
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh.
I ain’t talkin bout Night Elfs
‘Cause moonfire spam is just for boys
I want ‘em thick and strong
So find that tusky double
Tusk-a-lot’s in trouble.
Beggin for a holy priest bubble,
So I’m lookin’ at pvp videos
Watchin these bimbos, night elves and gnomes!
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my troll hunter Mo Jo.
A word to the thick tusked sistas, I wanna get wit ya.
I won’t cuss or ninja.
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna gank
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin on
A lot of gnomes won’t like this song
Cuz if those midgets can’t hit it, they quit it.
‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong,
And I’m down to get the Warsong on!
So Forsaken! (Yeah!) Forsaken (Yeah!)
You wanna roll in my Raptor? (Hell yeah!)
Then look at me! Stick em out!
Even night elves gotta shout.
Baby got rap
Baby got rap.
“Yeah, baby… when it comes to racial abilities, WoTF ain’t got nothin’ to do with my selection. Immune to fear? Roffle, only if it’s the pvp trinket.”
You say you wanna hop on my Raptor?
Kill some Rogues, it's what were afta
'Cause you ain't that average guildie
Get some HK's
The hell with DKP's
You know what I mean
You're not an Orc, and you ain't loggin'
If you try ill hit you on the noggin'
Stunned. yeah! Stunned. yeah!
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