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TLB-Festus
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 Posted - Dec 09 2005 : 12:18:11
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Its time.
Nosehair is gonna get a nose JOB.
Dementia is overdue for some ELECTRO-CONVULSIVE THERAPY.
FuddyDud is gonna end up walkin' like his boxers got yanked up til they became a THONG.
Petrified is a stiff anyhow. Without DarkGrifter he a Super Zero, not hero.
Backpain, I'm gonna be your Chiropractor with a Gun.
I know some of you are itchin' to riddle me with bullets for real...so nows your chance.
Our 5v5 team, TKP (Team Kill Punishers), needs a scrim, and I was selected to approach you cus of our mutual respect for each other to request a match.
I tired to tell them that you're all lamers, can't plan your way off the toilet, and you get winded from double pressing the "W" key in BF2, and that most of you actually get drunk drinking american beer (they see it as a good thing).
I tried to talk them out of it, even showing the guys at TLB this picture of Dementia celebrating after a hard fought victory over Mrs. Kitchners Kindergarten class (they were missing 2 of their top players).
Rules are simple;
-16 player map, 3 rounds you pick on, we pick one, and we agree on a tiebreaker.
-No vehicles of any kind
-No crying like leetle girls when I knife you.
I'm thinking of a Sunday morning, probably about 11 am PST. How about December 18th?
If you prefer a weeknight let me know (Thursdays won't work). I'm thinking a nice City map like Karkland or Mashtur City.
I don't think enough of our side have SF yet, but I think that would rock for 5v5.
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Dirtbag-OMO
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Posted - Dec 09 2005 : 12:53:37
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Geez, Dementia you don't look anything like I pictured.
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Catheter-OMO
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Posted - Dec 09 2005 : 13:03:34
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Yea he is much bugger than I would have thought. How does he move so fast?
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Rigormortis-OMO
I may be Stiff but that doesn't mean I'm Dead.
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Posted - Dec 09 2005 : 14:20:29
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The shorts are a little short aren't they Dementia? Maybe it's just that your wearing them too high.
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BackPainOMO
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Posted - Dec 09 2005 : 14:57:14
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Ok, this has to be at a west coast desirable time. Me wants a piece o' dis action.
What's up with no vehicles, though? Your team full of skirts that don't know how to drive?
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TLB-Saku
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Posted - Dec 09 2005 : 15:53:50
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Thanks for the great intro for the scrim Festicles ;)
Hey all!
Believe it or not ... the 16 player style maps are pretty intense! Another couple of rules would be:
20min rounds
No Commander
No mounted MG's
Its pretty much a ground pounder style play. It definitely gets your heart valves pumpin'!
Since I live in Nova Scotia, Canada ... Im on Atlantic Time (one hour ahead of EST). Time on the weekends arent too much of a factor. Just email me or beat the crap outta Festus and well figure something out!
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FuddyDud-OMO
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Posted - Dec 09 2005 : 21:16:30
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Beat the crap outta Festus sounds good to me 
Then maybe we can arrange a scrim.
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HEARTBURN-OMO
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Dirtbag-OMO
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Posted - Dec 10 2005 : 09:13:29
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Yea, and no running.
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TLB-Festus
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Posted - Dec 10 2005 : 11:51:06
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Open yourselves to new experiences you Old Farts.
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Nosehair-OMO
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Posted - Dec 10 2005 : 16:00:09
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I'm in and ready to kill TLB. Festus I got no beef with you though, I am calling a truce with u on the side. Don't shoot me and I promise I won't shoot you. We are peace loving Americans and we mean you no harm. We have many new experiences to share with you Festy. My gift to you will be a cold steel shiv up.......nm
see u there fruit cake
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TLB-Festus
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Posted - Dec 10 2005 : 18:24:18
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quote:
Originally posted by Nosehair-OMO
We are peace loving Americans and we mean you no harm.
Said Dubya and his buds to anyone with Oil....LOL
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Dementia-OMO
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Posted - Dec 10 2005 : 20:15:10
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hehehe.. well at least you got me in Boxers not Briefs.
YOU'RE ON INSECT..
Damm and I would have enjoyed wiping Festus off my windshield... 
OK no Vehicles.. no Commander.. no unlocks. no mounted MGs.. no mounting of any kind FESTUS. 
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TLB-Festus
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Posted - Dec 11 2005 : 00:08:35
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You got it GIRLFRIEND.
:P
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TLB-Saku
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Posted - Dec 11 2005 : 06:46:41
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Wow ... all this gheyness is turning into my kinda match! :)
GIVE'ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nosehair-OMO
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Posted - Dec 11 2005 : 07:44:03
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have you punks set a date yet :)
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TLB-Festus
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Posted - Dec 11 2005 : 14:35:11
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I will get Saku (TKPs fearless leader and dental equipment tech)to post a time and place. Next sunday seems good tho.
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TLB-Saku
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Posted - Dec 11 2005 : 15:16:03
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Yeah we can do next Sunday I think ... let me post it in our forums. See what the turn out will be.
Date: Dec 18th
Time: 3pm EST
Place: TLB server 69.9.181.80:16568 or OMO server
PW: TBA
Suggested Maps: Maastur City/Sharqi Pen/Strike at Karkand
Time limit: 20min rounds
Rounds: Best of 3 (third round being a tiebreaker round)
Unlocks: Enabled
Rules: As stated above. (no commander/no vechiles/no mounted MGs)
I'll post the 5v5 server config once I get the total of TLB members able to play.
Thanks guys! This should be a whole lotta phun!
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oWs_Salvaje
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Posted - Dec 11 2005 : 15:19:52
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ROFL!!! It is always good fun playing with TLB's. Silverback posted on our Forums about a scrim, so I'll go to the right place next, just I saw a post from a TLB bro and knew it would be funny.
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TLB-Saku
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Posted - Dec 11 2005 : 21:40:18
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We're a funny lazy bunch :)
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TLB-Festus
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Posted - Dec 13 2005 : 22:04:44
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HEY!!!
Is this a GO or what you lazy bastards. Hold it, thats not right, ...I meant you buncha OLD FARTS.
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