1st Sgt "Tutu" Nosehair is to be apprehended and delivered to the brig on site! Sgt Nosey is to be charged with the following:
1. One charge of AWOL. Sgt Nosey did not report to duty for the last 3 days.
2. Dereliction of duty. Sgt Nosey has been remiss in his execution of duties of late.
3. Cowardice in the face of the enemy. Sgt Nosey has been charged by fellow squad members of avoiding engagement of the enemy. There may be charges of "Desertion under fire" before this matter is concluded!
4. Conduct unbecoming an Officer. Sgt Nosey has shown total lack respect for his superiors and himself. He has been seen of late with his tutu in poor repair and stained!
Sgt. Red JAG/acting 1st Divison, 13th Regiment, Expeditionary OMO Forces Northern Hemisphere Theatre
I have tried to follow the example of one of my true heroes. Redneck OMO showed me that when the going gets tough, the tough get out. Well I wasn't totally out, but yer right fruit cake, I have been not on much at all. I'll be on tonight, just to face the charges LIKE A MAN !!!!!!!!
1st Sgt. Nosey to be charged !
Posted - Jun 24 2006 : 22:53:53
