Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some 'flak' from the NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!! David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS DON'T DRIVE IN NASCAR.............. # 1- They Can't wear their helmets sideways!
"If you can't stand behind our TROOPS. Please feel free to stand in front of them."
Ive been really suprised by the black participation in motorcross,BMX,ect. Most of the same things apply.
Evil is powerless.....if the good are unafraid. (Ronald Regan) Free speech is intended to protect the controversial and even outrageous word, and not just comforting platitudes too mundane to need protection. - General Colin Powell
Neither Politics nor Religon, Dave's top 10
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Posted - May 26 2008 : 17:34:44
Evil is powerless.....if the good are unafraid. (Ronald Regan)