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Posted - Oct 04 2009 :  18:54:05  Show Profile  Click to see SkidiMark-OMO's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby..'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
"If you can't stand behind our TROOPS. Please feel free to stand in front of them."


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