Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days! A man asks 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am.
But let me ask you something.If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was german? Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'
The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't have.' With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?' The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'
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