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Rigormortis-OMO
I may be Stiff but that doesn't mean I'm Dead.
 
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Posted - Feb 26 2010 : 09:49:48
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel.. this is the promised land."
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. I got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal...
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck!
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