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Rigormortis-OMO
I may be Stiff but that doesn't mean I'm Dead.



Posted - Sep 18 2010 :  10:09:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Time for a chuckle or two.

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,
"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas ,and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

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Nosehair-OMO
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Posted - Sep 18 2010 :  11:07:27  Show Profile  Send Nosehair-OMO an AOL message  Reply with Quote
That is interesting. Seems my wife came back from her vacation (business retreat)in Hawaii a couple of years ago. Turns out when (edit: shortly after)she returned from the 10 day trip. She was, yep, prego. Should I be thinkin' 'bout the timing here (LOL).


Edited by - Nosehair-OMO on Sep 18 2010 11:08:37

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HEARTBURN-OMO
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Posted - Sep 20 2010 :  06:44:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I would sneek a test....heh heh




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Petrified-OMO
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Posted - Sep 20 2010 :  23:01:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No take backs Nose.


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