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Fossil-OMO
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Posted - Nov 16 2010 :  19:53:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
too funny..

http://www.theonion.com/video/obama-replaces-costly-highspeed-rail-plan-with-hig,18473/

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Studebaker-OMO
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Posted - Nov 17 2010 :  11:32:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ahahaha, rofl I didnīt quite got it until I saw the Bus racing through the lanes on the highway. Awesome stuff...
The "Social Security scam robs elderly by convincing them they are dead" is my favourite though.... bahahaha



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BluehairOMO
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Posted - Nov 20 2010 :  14:19:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I want my own VelociBus!!

What a cool project to do though. Put a pair of turbo-charged and tweaked bus engines in it and do the bodywork. Add in some serious suspension and steering upgrades and you could rule the interstates.

Turn it into a personal coach that tows .. what else .. a race car.

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Lord, help me to be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be.

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Petrified-OMO
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Posted - Nov 21 2010 :  19:30:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
One drunk teenager in a car in front of that bus and that is one ugly accident.

Onion, great humor.



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