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BluehairOMO
Bark like a dog for me
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 Posted - Jul 08 2011 : 15:26:30
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... sits down and orders a beer.
After a few minutes, the man notices a familiar face at the other end of the bar.
He calls the bartender over and says "Am I losing it or is that Jesus at the end of the bar?"
Bartender says "Yeah that's him all right."
The man says "Well heck, give him a beer on my tab."
Later, Jesus gets up to leave and stops by the lazy man and says "Thank you for your kindness, accept this healing touch."
The lazy man leaps to his feet and backs away shouting "Don't touch me!! I'm collecting Disability!"
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Lord, help me to be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be. |
Edited by - BluehairOMO on Jul 08 2011 15:28:54
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Country: USA
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Lazy man goes into a bar...
