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Aged
That's MISTER Lag Monkey to you.



Posted - Aug 16 2016 :  06:48:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sometimes my wife, who I love dearly and is a divinely perfect match for me, just doesn't understand me.

So, I try to explain.

... still she, sometimes, just doesn't get me (e.g., understand why my "to do" list seems to keep growing).





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Arcane
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Posted - Aug 16 2016 :  22:47:42  Show Profile  Visit Arcane's Homepage  Reply with Quote
LMAO - Man... I can relate!

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Knowledge is power... has been since time eternal. Arcane knowledge is thereby ultimate power and can
therefore lead to ultimate corruption. Wisdom (and the experience that comes with age) is a serum for corruption.
Perhaps that is why there are so many Old Men with Arcane knowledge and so few young ones...

Arcane OMO - Circa 2001

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pinkfloyd
regular visitor

Posted - Aug 18 2016 :  13:58:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just stopping by to say hello and hoping were not on The Eve Of Destruction lol pretty good tune back then


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Aged
That's MISTER Lag Monkey to you.



Posted - Aug 19 2016 :  10:37:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok, so a woman's menstrual cycle has been in the news lately.

I remember when my ex went through some mood changes on occasion.

(Yes, I know this is a 2nd I'm gonna git you, sucka reference for the day.)





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Posted - Aug 25 2016 :  10:27:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can't get enough of that funky stuff.

I've tried ...

I've tried ...





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Aged
That's MISTER Lag Monkey to you.



Posted - Aug 26 2016 :  12:08:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I fear for the future.

My daughter saw a Justin Bieber CD that she'd misplaced, "Ooooh, JB!"



No! This is JB!



She thinks LBJ is LeBron James too ...






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Aged
That's MISTER Lag Monkey to you.



Posted - Aug 31 2016 :  06:54:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jaguars are bad asses.




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Aged
That's MISTER Lag Monkey to you.



Posted - Sep 08 2016 :  06:42:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just because the NFL football season begins tonight...






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Aged
That's MISTER Lag Monkey to you.



Posted - Sep 22 2016 :  07:29:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's now autumn for us in the Northern Hemisphere.

"The sun has left us on time, am going to read from the Encyclopedia Britannica to steady my nerves and go to bed early. I will shut my eyes and imagine a terraced abyss, each terrace occupied by a beautiful maiden. To the first I will deliver my mind and they will pass it down down to the uttermost depths of silence and oblivion. Went to bed worked my imagination for a supply of maidens, only saw Mina, Daisy and Mamma [G]. Scheme busted. Sleep."

From the diary of Thomas Alva Edison


Batty, please return the sun to us in good working order next March.





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PacemakerOMO
The Florida Racer!

Posted - Sep 23 2016 :  10:11:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
hmmmm Aged , walked on the beach and went swimming close to St Augustine, had alot of sun left over when the day was done. Could not describe the beauty of the sunrise the next day very few cloudsm fish chasing fish in the surf, a few dolphins playing tag, and yes some 2 legged attractive beings walking on the beach. Cup of joe couldnt taste beter

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Posted - Oct 13 2016 :  09:02:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This man is now a Nobel Laureate.




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Posted - Oct 18 2016 :  10:51:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My love for fail videos is well known.

So, when I saw an old people's fail video online, I had to post it.





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Posted - Oct 25 2016 :  12:49:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
An unfortunate discovery upon getting home early from business.




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Posted - Oct 27 2016 :  13:17:06  Show Profile  Send Nosehair-OMO an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Oh that's a funny Aged


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Aged
That's MISTER Lag Monkey to you.



Posted - Nov 02 2016 :  07:53:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I've been a fan of duct tape from the first time I ever saw it.

But perhaps, there's something even better.

Has anybody tried this stuff yet?





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Arcane
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Posted - Nov 09 2016 :  20:43:28  Show Profile  Visit Arcane's Homepage  Reply with Quote
LMAO - Aged where do you come up with this stuff? Government job?

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Knowledge is power... has been since time eternal. Arcane knowledge is thereby ultimate power and can
therefore lead to ultimate corruption. Wisdom (and the experience that comes with age) is a serum for corruption.
Perhaps that is why there are so many Old Men with Arcane knowledge and so few young ones...

Arcane OMO - Circa 2001

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Aged
That's MISTER Lag Monkey to you.



Posted - Nov 22 2016 :  07:30:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Safety tip: Don't flush sodium down the toilet.




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Posted - Dec 22 2016 :  11:36:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
So, how many of you knew that the original Star Trek theme was played on a theremin?










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Posted - Feb 05 2018 :  09:24:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok, let's see if we can breath some life into this thread too...

In honor of the recently completed NFL season, let's turn back the clock and recall the career of Billy "the gun" Van Goff.





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BluehairOMO
Bark like a dog for me



Posted - Feb 05 2018 :  16:45:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

They don't know about butter tubs?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rax8qvVOG4



Lord, help me to be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be.

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