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PacemakerOMO
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 Posted - Sep 11 2019 : 04:38:48
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IT happaned, there i was waking up in a graveyard with this private chat going going at me in caps.....
, DUDE I THOUGHT YO WERE GOING TO HELP BRO!
i dont know how these things happen to me,
its starts by being asked if by this Human Woman with these big MELONS standing in front of me with my face buried in her BOOBS, i mean i was quit taken back by by it ya know, she was saying something, it took a minute for me to disengage long enough to hear what she was saying, did i want to help do a mission killen these Ogre,s
Sure! sure i said, so off we went killen and maining and causing MAHEM, BLOOD SPRAYING, then we were running in fear of our lives and i found found my self behind her, and it happened just like that!
I got hypnotized!!! it started with the rise and fall of each of her cheeks, the swaying the mezmerrizing swing of her butt !!! oh my gosh! my mind crossed between reality and the swing of her sweet cheeks.
then we were in a dark room Vera my cat is in the final throes of her life. my health is falling faster than a fat man slipping ona banana peel at walmart.
im swinging in mellee and all can hear is nothing but " those axes r nothing but ( stat sticks) a Hunter is not supposed to melee "
my world is closing in red around the fringes, as death starts to overcome me i see them again ! those sweet swinging cheecks, dang it all is my last thoughts as i sucumb to death!
and then DUDE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HELP BRO!
I,m not feeling well, at all
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Edited by - PacemakerOMO on Sep 11 2019 04:45:31
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That's MISTER Lag Monkey to you.
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Posted - Sep 11 2019 : 06:54:55
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No, Pace you're not well at all...
But, I'm wondering if it didn't go down more like this ...
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PacemakerOMO
The Florida Racer!
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Posted - Sep 11 2019 : 08:22:49
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REALLY?
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That's MISTER Lag Monkey to you.
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Posted - Sep 11 2019 : 09:01:30
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It's ok, you can get close to Blanton or Igner.
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Arcane
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Posted - Sep 11 2019 : 13:51:37
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Just remember... the general consensus is "girls don't play WoW... or there are no women in WoW". Of course that is a falsehood. We have two women in EV. Still it is best to start off with "Girl in WoW = Guy In Real Life" Just saying... brutha, brah, bro... *snicker*
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Novus Ordo Seclorum
Knowledge is power... has been since time eternal. Arcane knowledge is thereby ultimate power and can
therefore lead to ultimate corruption. Wisdom (and the experience that comes with age) is a serum for corruption.
Perhaps that is why there are so many Old Men with Arcane knowledge and so few young ones...
Arcane OMO - Circa 2001
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That's MISTER Lag Monkey to you.
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Posted - Sep 11 2019 : 16:23:54
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That’s true. It’s probably a dude.
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PacemakerOMO
The Florida Racer!
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Posted - Sep 12 2019 : 06:52:24
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now listen ya wankerss, i know about the boy/girl stuff
jealouse SOBs aint yall
snickers? frikin nite elf
HAHAHAHEHEHEHOHOHOAHHAHAHAHAEHHEHEHEHOOHOHOHHOHAHAAHAHA
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PacemakerOMO
The Florida Racer!
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Posted - Sep 12 2019 : 07:01:01
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and why cant i see a WoW thing when i open the forums? why? because its hid down in some shit no one can see, when i refer ppl here i always hear great web page but srry could,nt find WoW
and search couldnt hardly be more invisible with them little small letters hid in all tha other come on join the world evryone else has SEARCH in GREAT BIG LETTERS
I WANT WOW I WANT WOW I WANT WOW
snickers geeeesh !
HAHAHAHEHEHEHOHOHOHOHAHAHA
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Perils of a Dwarf & Shortcomings
