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ButtcraxOMO Posted - Feb 25 2003 : 07:18:19
France is helping US in Afghanistan!
>
>Even though France is one of our most vocal opponents in the UN with
>regard to Iraq, it turns out that they have been helping us greatly
>in
>Afghanistan.
>Read on...

The ground war in Afghanistan heated up yesterday when the Allies revealed plans to airdrop a platoon of crack French existentialist philosophers into the country to destroy the morale of Taliban
zealots by proving the nonexistence of God.

Elements of the feared Jean-Paul Sartre Brigade, or "Black Berets", will be parachuted into the combat zones to spread doubt, despondency and existential anomie among the enemy.

Hardened by numerous intellectual battles fought during their long occupation of Paris's Left Bank, their first action will be to establish a number of pavement cafes at strategic points near the front lines. There, they will drink coffee and talk animatedly about the absurd
nature of Life and man's lonely isolation in the universe. They will be accompanied by a number of heartbreakingly beautiful girlfriends who will further spread dismay by sticking their tongues in the philosophers' ears every five minutes and looking remote and unattainable to everyone else. Their leader, Colonel Marc-Ange Belmondo, spoke yesterday of his confidence in the success of their mission. Sorbonne graduate Belmondo, a very intense and unshaven young man in a black pullover, gesticulated wildly and said, "the Taliban are caught in a logical fallacy of the most ridiculous. There is no God and I can prove it. Take your tongue out of my ear, Juliet, I am talking." Marc-Ange plans to deliver an impassioned thesis on man's nauseating freedom of action with special reference to the work of Foucault and the films of Alfred Hitchcock. However, humanitarian agencies have been quick to condemn the operation as inhumane, pointing out that the effects of passive smoking from the Frenchmen's' endless Gitanes could wreak a terrible toll on civilians in the area. Other tactics to demonstrate the non-existence of God will include the dropping of leaflets pointing out the fact that Michael Jackson has a new album out.
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Petrified-OMO Posted - Mar 01 2003 : 01:39:05
The French (and many who hate Jews) wish Hitler "finished" the job. Now I think they hope Saddam might.
BackPainOMO Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 22:23:41
Quite frankly, I think most of the French had similar hatred of the Jews as most Germans did. Difference is, after WW2, the Germans were forced to look at the inhumanity of their actions and experience the guilt of their acting on that hatred. The French never had to feel shame, guilt, or anything else for sympathizing with Hitler's lust for extermination of the Jews and today still carry much of that dislike. Never expect the French to place a Jews well being ahead of an Arab, or anyone else. French wouldn't shed a tear for the elimination of Israel, it'd make their lives easier.
Petrified-OMO Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 21:57:35
YEs, Socialism sucks.

Nothing like an elite group of people saying: "I know how to use your money/resources/yadayada better than you."
BackPainOMO Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 21:32:35
The Frogs only have two goals in this whole thing: 1. to maintain the status quo in leadership in Iraq, because they are making a ton of money off of the villain. 2. To try to limit the U.S.'s influence and control, so they can try to become the leader of a new superpower in the European Union (perhaps you noticed it telling the smaller members of the EU to shut up when they spoke out in support of the U.S.). Those frickin' Frogs have big notions of grandeur...e.g. to control the next superpower in the world to offset the U.S's 'right wing' policies. Buncha socialist basta'ds.
Petrified-OMO Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 21:30:34
That IS most likely. Also, there were several comments by other leaders in France that basically indicate they don't agree with Chirac's position (and they are in the same party).
HEARTBURN-OMO Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 21:17:46
well, I noticed on the new the past couple days the french are trying to float several options to get themselves out of hot water with the US. I really think they are fighting against the war because when we do take over that little country, we are gonna find out the the biggest embargo busters and profit takers from Sadaam are the French.
Petrified-OMO Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 14:51:05
Y tu hombre
HEARTBURN-OMO Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 14:15:55
SPAMMER
Petrified-OMO Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 13:11:19
Yes.
wingcom Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 12:40:03
if the french sent 100 waitresses from paris to afghanistan, and they all raised their arms at once, would the french be guilty of chemical warfare??

you know, of course that the reason the french love Saddam, is because he's always wearing those saucy black berets.
Geritol Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 08:54:18
lol@all you guys, but especially Gink. My company (respected engineering firm) is now owned by the French, oh the shame of it. In the 2 years of their leadership they have damn near bankrupted us.
ButtcraxOMO Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 06:34:34
LOL, did anyone read the original post?
henrya Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 03:57:18
french ? helping the war ? which side are they ? the terrorists' ?
well, these frenchies suck !
HEARTBURN-OMO Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 19:01:57
This post took 1.38 seconds to load. FYI Arcane.

but...what do you think about the sugar on the McDee's fries? heh
Petrified-OMO Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 17:41:30
Actually, we would not have needed the French at all if we were able to take Quebec at the start of the Revolution. In which case, Canada would have been another State in the United States.

funny thought really...
PacemakerOMO Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 17:08:50
i saw a post that was up brriefly that said asking the french for help ina war was like asking a glee club for help in a gang fight
HEARTBURN-OMO Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 16:41:41
McDonalds use SUGAR COATING on their fries. That's why they taste so good.

I will say one thing about the French....if it hadn't been for the French helping the Colonies...we could still be under British control. Of course, if it wasn't because of our WWII guys liberating France especially at Normandy, France may be speaking German. And so the world turns.....
GinkoOMO Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 15:38:31
Someone told me that French Armor travels twice as fast in reverse as it does forward hehe

Peace

Ginko
geoffdhar Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 15:09:29
Frogs doing the best they can.....RUNNING
Petrified-OMO Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 14:20:15
No, they'll create a counter party instead.

lose the pic btw. You have till 2:30

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