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ButtcraxOMO
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 Posted - Feb 25 2003 : 07:18:19
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France is helping US in Afghanistan!
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>Even though France is one of our most vocal opponents in the UN with
>regard to Iraq, it turns out that they have been helping us greatly
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>Afghanistan.
>Read on...
The ground war in Afghanistan heated up yesterday when the Allies revealed plans to airdrop a platoon of crack French existentialist philosophers into the country to destroy the morale of Taliban
zealots by proving the nonexistence of God.
Elements of the feared Jean-Paul Sartre Brigade, or "Black Berets", will be parachuted into the combat zones to spread doubt, despondency and existential anomie among the enemy.
Hardened by numerous intellectual battles fought during their long occupation of Paris's Left Bank, their first action will be to establish a number of pavement cafes at strategic points near the front lines. There, they will drink coffee and talk animatedly about the absurd
nature of Life and man's lonely isolation in the universe. They will be accompanied by a number of heartbreakingly beautiful girlfriends who will further spread dismay by sticking their tongues in the philosophers' ears every five minutes and looking remote and unattainable to everyone else. Their leader, Colonel Marc-Ange Belmondo, spoke yesterday of his confidence in the success of their mission. Sorbonne graduate Belmondo, a very intense and unshaven young man in a black pullover, gesticulated wildly and said, "the Taliban are caught in a logical fallacy of the most ridiculous. There is no God and I can prove it. Take your tongue out of my ear, Juliet, I am talking." Marc-Ange plans to deliver an impassioned thesis on man's nauseating freedom of action with special reference to the work of Foucault and the films of Alfred Hitchcock. However, humanitarian agencies have been quick to condemn the operation as inhumane, pointing out that the effects of passive smoking from the Frenchmen's' endless Gitanes could wreak a terrible toll on civilians in the area. Other tactics to demonstrate the non-existence of God will include the dropping of leaflets pointing out the fact that Michael Jackson has a new album out.
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HEARTBURN-OMO
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Posted - Feb 25 2003 : 14:37:31
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No they don't, the good ones came to the US since we tax lower. Besides, have you ever been to France? I have, they need to bathe more.
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Posted - Feb 25 2003 : 14:48:34
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Nothing like a fine breakfast spoiled by a waitress reaching to pour coffee and getting a whiff of a weeks BO.
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Posted - Feb 25 2003 : 20:03:40
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I'm in Orlando on business. Tonight we went to see the Magic play my Dallas Mavs. The Mavs lost but thats another story. There were several people in the crowds that had the large sheets with "BOYCOTT FRANCE!" I agree with the suggestion although I havean't figured out what we actually get from France other than wine and of course French Fries. BTW, does anyone what McDonald's uses on their french fries that makes them so popular?????? little quiz.
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Posted - Feb 25 2003 : 21:17:44
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Nosehair-OMO
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Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 02:53:30
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hey Heartburn, is that the french battle flag your sportin' for your sig ?
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Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 11:13:30
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I believe McDees uses meat flavoring as well. By the way, some restaurants are calling French Fries Liberty Fries (just as Bratwuerst was called Hot Dog in WWII).
Heart? Fly a French Flag? Look we inspired their revolutions... not that they really succeeded. We wanted liberty of self direction while they wanted to upturn the social ladder (They succeded two... several times)
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 Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 12:54:58
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actually the French take what we hold dear and took it to the Nth degree. Now if you dont agree with your political party's disposition you just denounce your orignal party and set up your own.
I say we create a "Bathe Regularly or the US will nuke us" Party. Do you think the french would join?
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Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 14:20:15
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No, they'll create a counter party instead.
lose the pic btw. You have till 2:30
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Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 15:09:29
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Frogs doing the best they can.....RUNNING
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Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 15:38:31
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Someone told me that French Armor travels twice as fast in reverse as it does forward hehe 
Peace
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Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 16:41:41
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McDonalds use SUGAR COATING on their fries. That's why they taste so good.
I will say one thing about the French....if it hadn't been for the French helping the Colonies...we could still be under British control. Of course, if it wasn't because of our WWII guys liberating France especially at Normandy, France may be speaking German. And so the world turns.....
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Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 17:08:50
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i saw a post that was up brriefly that said asking the french for help ina war was like asking a glee club for help in a gang fight
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Posted - Feb 26 2003 : 17:41:30
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Actually, we would not have needed the French at all if we were able to take Quebec at the start of the Revolution. In which case, Canada would have been another State in the United States.
funny thought really...
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Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 03:57:18
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french ? helping the war ? which side are they ? the terrorists' ?
well, these frenchies suck !
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ButtcraxOMO
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Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 06:34:34
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LOL, did anyone read the original post?
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Posted - Feb 28 2003 : 08:54:18
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lol@all you guys, but especially Gink. My company (respected engineering firm) is now owned by the French, oh the shame of it. In the 2 years of their leadership they have damn near bankrupted us.
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