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Festus-OMO
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Posted - Feb 16 2003 :  21:07:21  Show Profile  Visit Festus-OMO's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You know how at the beginning of Simpsons Episodes you often see Bart Writing lines on the Chalkboard at school?

Here are 10 of Barts 206 Chalkboard atonements;

1. I will not barf unless I'm sick

2. I will not yell "she's dead" during rollcall

3. No one is interested in my underpants.

4. I will never win an Emmy.

5. No one wants to hear my armpits.

6. Fridays are not "pants optional".

7. Non-flammable is not a challenge.

8. I will only provide a urine sample when
asked.

9. A burp in a jar is not a science project.

10. The school does not need a "regime change".


Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
-- Satchel Paige
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HEARTBURN-OMO
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Posted - Feb 17 2003 :  06:01:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
How long has that show been on? 15-20 years?



http://www.entertonement.com/clips/sgxwpvxvjk--I-wipe-my-own-ass
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SmellyFart
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Posted - Feb 17 2003 :  06:15:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Doooooooooo
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Vasectomy OMO
Get'em where it counts.
Posted - Feb 22 2003 :  06:59:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ahhhh...classics Festus!

b right there, just gotta kill one more collector...
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