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FuddyDud-OMO
Sub-reme Commander
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 Posted - Jun 08 2007 : 11:35:29
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For those of you that want a more in depth understanding of how to overcome the bot army, here is a summary of 'intelligence' gleaned from months of observational study.
Stupid bots. The most prolific of the bot contingent. These bots will commandeer your vehicle at the most inappropriate moments. You may have just parked your vehicle at a prime vantage point to gun down the enemy…then… a ‘stupid’ bot comes along and proceeds to drive your vehicle backwards and forwards, successfully rendering your position useless.
Fricking bots. These bots might be interchanged with stupid bots for their propensity to disrupt your field of firing by getting in the way, ultimately sacrificing them selves to protect the enemy. They also steal vehicles.
Damn bot. The bot equivalent of Petri in commander mode with that ‘damn’ artillery.
Cheatin’ bots. Cheatin’ bots are those elite bots that repeatedly out shoot, out maneuver and out think you despite your best efforts.
Friknhumphnpuffmuthafrikn bots (only Panman has encountered this variant)
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Expired-OMO
OMO groupie
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Posted - Jun 08 2007 : 19:28:13
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I love those "Cheating Bots" that can spawn in to a jet from halfway across the runway.
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Always take your Med's
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FuddyDud-OMO
Sub-reme Commander
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Posted - Jun 08 2007 : 19:56:30
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Stupid bots. The most prolific of the bot contingent. These bots will commandeer your vehicle at the most inappropriate moments. You may have just parked your vehicle at a prime vantage point to gun down the enemy…then… a ‘stupid’ bot comes along and proceeds to drive your vehicle backwards and forwards, successfully rendering your position useless.
Fricking bots. These bots might be interchanged with stupid bots for their propensity to disrupt your field of firing by getting in the way, ultimately sacrificing them selves to protect the enemy. They also steal vehicles.
Damn bot. The bot equivalent of Petri in commander mode with that ‘damn’ artillery.
Cheatin’ bots. Cheatin’ bots are those elite bots that repeatedly out shoot, out maneuver and out think you despite your best efforts and can spawn in to a jet from halfway across the runway.
Friknhumphnpuffmuthafrikn bots (only Panman has encountered this variant)
Dirty Bot. This type of bot has no sense of fair play and will kill you with a grenade rather than face you in a shoot out.
Son of a Bot A bot which always gets the 'upper hand' despite a tactically inferior position.
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Edited by - FuddyDud-OMO on Jun 08 2007 19:57:10 |
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Bedpan-OMO
Too much coffee, Not a good thing.
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Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 09:01:33
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Botstard. The bot that morphs into whatever kit is necessary to kill you.
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, bourbon in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" |
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Nosehair-OMO
Administrator
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Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 10:36:56
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I have seen three types of Bots:
( I don't have the bold text hotkey thing down though)
Type I: Lame and easy and weak
Type II: Still Lame and easy and weak
Tyoe III: You guessed it Lame and easy and weak
Of course this review is from a person that doesn't care for bot wars. I do enjoy some SP gaming form time to time, but group play and bots is just....not right IMHO
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FuddyDud-OMO
Sub-reme Commander
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Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 10:58:41
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Older than your Bot
An over achieving medal whore bot.. what more can be said?
Botty Fairplay
A fly bot of the worst kind. Absolutely no sense of honor or gamesmanship.. just relentless bombing, strafing and AA.
Petrified Bot
Pounds the hell out of everyone with artillery.
Nosebot
This bot can often be seen practicing pirouettes almost anywhere on the maps. It is best to just shoot them as they contribute little to the game.
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Specimen-OMO
OMO stalker
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Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 11:00:03
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ROFL! the Fudmeister's back. LOL
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Rigormortis-OMO
I may be Stiff but that doesn't mean I'm Dead.
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Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 11:43:20
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LOL! Fuddy, you crack me up!
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"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
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Petrified-OMO
Taxing Patience
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Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 11:54:53
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quote:
Originally posted by FuddyDud-OMO
Petrified Bot
Pounds the hell out of everyone with artillery.
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Signatures?! We don't need no stinking signatures! |
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Nosehair-OMO
Administrator
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Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 11:56:04
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If it wasn't a "bit" true, I would be ROFLMFAO. However I'm afraid he may have come too close to reality there. I do try and run in a straight line, then gunfire, tank noises, TS blaber and I[m running in circles. It may appear to be pirouettes though.
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Petrified-OMO
Taxing Patience
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Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 14:40:37
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It is the proximity to the truth that makes humor truely humorous.
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Cadaver-OMO
Dead Man Flying
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Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 07:26:54
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Fem-bot
Formerly a character in the Bionic Woman, now a bot that swears like a sailor, letting loose a stream of expletives every time she is killed.
Fud-bot
Living up to the reputation of having "artificial intelligence", prefers to wage war with clever use of the English language rather than with guns and armor. Can be found in close proximity to Fem-bot.
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Edited by - Cadaver-OMO on Jun 15 2007 07:31:12 |
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burniste
frequent visitor
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Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 08:23:25
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OmO - bot
These can be found only on one team at a time,
using all the vehicles for that team. =)
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SkidiMark-OMO
OMO groupie
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Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 18:47:36
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ROFLMBOCTS, rolling on floor laughing my bot off at all the comments in TS
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"If you can't stand behind our TROOPS. Please feel free to stand in front of them."
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Expired-OMO
OMO groupie
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Posted - Jun 16 2007 : 09:20:04
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We also have the SITK'DYBOT [sorry I team killed you] that indiscrimantly places mines every where. ....LOL
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Always take your Med's
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SkidiMark-OMO
OMO groupie
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Posted - Jun 16 2007 : 20:22:15
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Wow a bot named after me..... Guess I deserved it, I am known as a flasher!
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"If you can't stand behind our TROOPS. Please feel free to stand in front of them."
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Specimen-OMO
OMO stalker
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Posted - Jun 17 2007 : 08:44:09
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BCO-bot - used to be found in tight knit infantry squads......pretty much extinct now ....'cept for subspecies of hunters, shamans, orcs and other WOW critters.
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Kayjay
Kay"I-buggy-bomb"jay
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Posted - Jun 18 2007 : 10:41:56
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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burniste
frequent visitor
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Posted - Jun 18 2007 : 10:59:01
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Well said, Spec~
isolated and rare sightings, to be sure. . .
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