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2Fat
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 Posted - May 08 2008 : 06:18:09
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There are less than eight months until the election,
an election that will decide the next President of
the United States. The person elected will be the
president of all Americans, not just the Democrats
or the Republicans. To show our solidarity as
Americans, let's all get together and show each
other our support for the candidate of our choice.
It's time that we all came together, Democrats and
Republicans alike.
If you support the policies and character of John
McCain, please drive with your headlights on during
the day. If you support Obama or Hillary, please
drive with your headlights off at night. thanks for your support.
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Kayjay
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Posted - May 08 2008 : 08:25:05
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Sounds like a plan.
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Specimen-OMO
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Posted - May 08 2008 : 09:13:14
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A classic example of Republican waste and Democrat frugalness. lol
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Bifocal-OMO
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Posted - May 08 2008 : 09:52:38
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From what I see. We have 3 that want to give our country away and 2 of those 3 want a socialist communist government. McCain did say that he would secure the boarders and then talk about what to do withe the ones that should not be here
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SkidiMark-OMO
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Posted - May 08 2008 : 17:55:07
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My lights are on
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"If you can't stand behind our TROOPS. Please feel free to stand in front of them."
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Bifocal-OMO
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Posted - May 09 2008 : 06:46:46
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Never mind lol
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Kayjay
Kay"I-buggy-bomb"jay
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Posted - May 09 2008 : 07:51:26
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Skidi has to have his headlights on. He lives in a daylight headlight area. =P
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Bifocal-OMO
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Posted - May 09 2008 : 09:30:21
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All my lights are on :o)
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Dirtbag-OMO
freakofnature
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Posted - May 09 2008 : 10:28:59
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If you ride a motorcycle you must be a right winger!
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Aged
That's MISTER Lag Monkey to you.
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Posted - May 09 2008 : 10:37:04
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... maybe I'll just go for a walk instead. (It's not like I can afford the gas anyway.)
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Bedpan-OMO
Too much coffee, Not a good thing.
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Posted - May 09 2008 : 12:41:23
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By the way Mr. Dirtbag, should I, being a God fearing Christian, be upset at your Chuck Norris comments concerning God? Sounds awfully disrespectful, IMHO ......where's my gun?
Just kidding of course, but it goes to show you how narrow minds can  things up!
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Kayjay
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Posted - May 09 2008 : 13:36:55
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A few other suggestions?
--Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
--Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.
--Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
--Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”
--One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
--Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s shit.
--Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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Expired-OMO
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Posted - May 09 2008 : 20:57:09
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Dirtbag said: quote:
If you ride a motorcycle you must be a right winger!
Well I'm not a true right winger but I have been a "Gold Winger"........
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Dirtbag-OMO
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Posted - May 10 2008 : 07:34:24
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quote:
Originally posted by Bedpan-OMO
By the way Mr. Dirtbag, should I, being a God fearing Christian, be upset at your Chuck Norris comments concerning God? Sounds awfully disrespectful, IMHO ......where's my gun?
Just kidding of course, but it goes to show you how narrow minds can things up!
I dont fall in any category. But if it offends anyone I'll change it. I just thought it was funny, as Hell.
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Petrified-OMO
Taxing Patience
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Posted - May 10 2008 : 13:48:09
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Which is why we have this sub-forum... 
At least we don't have to deal with Daleks.
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