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HEARTBURN-OMO
Spammer wannabe
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 Posted - Aug 17 2009 : 20:20:01
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PRESIDENT OBAMA ANNOUNCES RULE CHANGES TO THE GAME OF GOLF
Golfers with handicaps:
- below 10 will have their green fees increase by 35%
- between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees
- above 18 will play for free and even get a check from the club/course played
The $ amount put in for bets will be as follows:
-for handicaps below 10 an additional $10
-between 11 and 18 no additional amount
-above 18 you will divide the total amount in the pot (and you do not even have to play).
The term “gimme putt” will be changed to “entitlement putt”
and will be used as follows:
-handicaps below 10, no entitlements
-handicaps above 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts
-handicaps above 18, if on green, no need to ever putt; just pick it up
These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness in scoring so that the final scores of all players will be about the same.
In addition, a Player will be limited to a max of one birdie and/or six pars, any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par.
Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player making the birdie or par, can that Player begin to count his score again.
The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes but the term 'net score' will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps 18 and above.
This is intended to 'redistribute' the success of winning by making sure that in every competition the above 18 handicap players will post only 'net score' against every other player's gross score.
Per Obama. “These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf. Golf must be about fairness only, it should have nothing to do with ability.”
'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program' Ronald Reagan
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Petrified-OMO
Taxing Patience
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Posted - Aug 17 2009 : 21:23:06
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LOL
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BackPainOMO
Have Blunderbus, Will Plunder!
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Posted - Aug 18 2009 : 08:11:25
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Excellent analogy.
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| "The (Democratic) Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power. ... We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" --George Orwell, "1984" - And if you have not figured that out by now with Obama in office, there is no hope. |
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Kayjay
Kay"I-buggy-bomb"jay
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Posted - Aug 18 2009 : 12:13:03
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Good thing I suck @ golfing. =)
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For all you serious golfers....a change a coming..
