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HEARTBURN-OMO
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 Posted - Nov 19 2009 : 15:08:54
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.....A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus
sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican
requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian
asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey
there, honey! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light?"
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy
over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat
directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he
said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him
and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt
the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the
door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For
your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back
straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a
series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up
and yelled, "Don't touch me!... I'm collecting disability"
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