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HEARTBURN-OMO
Spammer wannabe
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 Posted - Nov 20 2009 : 13:59:27
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A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home.
Next to her was a basket containing a number tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.
Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.
"Hi there, little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
"Kittens." little Suzy said.
How old are they? asked Obama.
Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.
Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.
Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day, and,
in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS"
when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.
Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.
"Hello, again," he said, "Id love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."
"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans and Independents."
Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But.but...yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
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medicated
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Posted - Nov 21 2009 : 18:07:33
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Every 40 years or so we Americans need a dose of whats wrong to see whats right.
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 Evil is powerless.....if the good are unafraid. (Ronald Regan)
Free speech is intended to protect the controversial and even outrageous word, and not just comforting platitudes too mundane to need protection. - General Colin Powell
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Fossil-OMO
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Posted - Nov 21 2009 : 21:22:05
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hah funny heart. I don't like cats though regardless of their political leanings.
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Edited by - Fossil-OMO on Nov 21 2009 21:22:56 |
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Kayjay
Kay"I-buggy-bomb"jay
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Posted - Nov 22 2009 : 07:13:08
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Any chance we can put these in the too hot to Handle forums?
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Specimen-OMO
OMO stalker
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Posted - Nov 22 2009 : 09:49:55
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Hey I like cats. :) If you do too, maybe we can swap recipes...
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Bedpan-OMO
Too much coffee, Not a good thing.
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Posted - Nov 23 2009 : 06:00:09
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I agree with Kayjay!
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, bourbon in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" |
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Rigormortis-OMO
I may be Stiff but that doesn't mean I'm Dead.
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Posted - Nov 23 2009 : 08:26:42
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LOL at Specimen!!
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"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
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